b" Another brilliantly funny new work from the Queen of the Quip; the author of the\nSunday Times bestseller How to Kill Your Husband(and other handy household\nhints). \nLucy's been married for so long, her wedding certificate should be in\nhieroglyphics. When Jasper walks out after eighteen years, she panics. What will\nshe do about vehicle maintenance, shifting heavy objects and Allen keys? Not to\nmention her rebellious teenage daughter, Tally, who blames Lucy for the marital\nmeltdown. Low self-esteem is hereditary: you get it from your kids. While\nTally's busy trying to find a loophole in her birth certificate so she can put\nherself up for adoption, "