Oliver'S Fruit Salad

Oliver, when offered Canned juice by his mother, extols the virtue of fresh produce-specifically that grown by his grandfather -- to such an extent that his mother spirits him off to the market where they stock up with heaps of tasty fruit. But on returning home Oliver finally mentions that he doesn't actually Eat fruit, he is just sure that fresh is better than processed, and his Grandpa's is the best. Just before his mother clobbers him (not really, but she is exasperated), the grandparents arrive and make fruit salad and don't offer Oliver any. So, being a child, he wants some. In fact, he has